smilesforsimplicity: holycrapp: fuckyeahvoldemort: So you want to be a Death Eater… Greetings, new follower: If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this...
Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts
smilesforsimplicity: holycrapp: gimmesympathy: kannibal-plague: fuckyeahvoldemort: bearmustard: I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate hat they are “covered in bees” No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures Class Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms...
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Style.com: What The Pregnant Jourdan Dunn Should... →
prettylegit: Wow. Well, if you’re going to break news, this is one way to do it I guess. if jourdan dunn is pregnant FOR REAL, i feel for her. poor girl is 19— her career just started!
should i get this? →
i am poor, ergo i cannot afford an honest to god burberry trench. this looks like a good alternative. so yes or no?
tiguerr: chinkerton: I finally got one. Guerlain is the devil incarnate. -.-“ No I’m not. I’m just bad for your health. =] HAHAHAHA AND I’M THE ONE THAT MADE GUER GET ONE LMFAO.
Christina Milian ft. The Dream- Chameleon After...